Sunday, February 13, 2011

DA VALENTINE CODE

This is the real story behind Valentine's Day.I dont have any tangible proof to support it as they have been destroyed by a secret society.More about this secret society later,first hear the story.

Well the story is about Mr. x who ran a small greetings card company by the name Y.Mr X was deeply in love with a lady called Rosemary.Rosemary was a poor but clever girl and she did not love X.X tried all the tricks but could not win Rosemary's heart.He was fond of buying precious gifts for Rosemary which she accepted only because she could earn money by trading these gifts at Mr. z's pawn shop.
One day Rosemary met Mr.K and both instantly fell in love with each other.Mr K used to run greeting card company L which was loosing badly in competition to Y.When K learnt about the inclinations of X towards Rosemary he hatched a plan.He convinced Rosemary to pretend being affectionate towards X and then gain access to his secret
business strategems.Rosemary's new but fake attitude completely possessed X and he started spending even more on her.Meanwhile Mr K slowly started to gain all of X's businesses through the prior knowledge of X's strategies.All this did'nt seem to matter Mr X who was drunk with his new found love.

One fine day Mr X decided to ask Rosemary to marry him.When he reached her house with the ring he was dumbfounded to see Rosemary in the arms of K.When he confronted her she told him that she was going to marry K and then coldly asked him to leave.Betrayed he resorted to heavy drinking.Slowly he lost his business completely
and whatever riches he was left with he squandered on drinking.He spent his days drinking in dirty pubs and many nights he spent on the street.When he went out of cash he started to trade articles at the pawn shop.Once he went to Z's pawn shop so that he could buy money for alcohol.There as he looked around he saw a golden chain with the word R hanging from one of the links.He could clearly identify this chain as he had gifted it to Rosemary.When he enquired Z about it he came to know the truth.Z also told him that she was now the wife of K who ran the successful greeting cards company by the name L.Upon knowing
all this the truth became clear to X.

Driven by a strong feeling to avenge,X decided to pull up his socks and ruin K and his business.He was a very good businessman in his days and he knew someone would still help him.He had learnt a lesson the hard way and this had made him even more determined.Being aware
of the immense power that love possesses over the heart that carries it, he made a plan.X had contacts with the top clergymen at Vatican.He made a deal with them.The church was to invent the concept of Valentine's Day and in turn X's company would pay royalty,popularize uncle Santa.X's company made astronomical profits from Valentine Day cards and merchandise that year and K's company went out of business.If not his love X got his revenge.When everyone celebrates Valentine Day,the top notch of every greeting cards company pays their homage to Mr X behind guarded doors.Oh yes this secret is guarded by the "Priori of Sion".Please dont laugh as what I say is the truth.

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